nomoremondaysI still remember the day this gun came bouncing into my life like the Pixar lamp. It skidded to a halt next to me at the range and started crying. It knew my one weakness - crying anything. So I reached out to comfort it and said "whats wrong, little one?" And it said "I'm a midget! And I'm not even a real Geissele! I'm some home build with one of those crappy Bartlein barrels and all premium parts." I was heartbroken - this gun thought it was ugly. It didn't know the truth. "Its okay, little one. Midgets are cool. Everyone loves midgets. And you don't even have to pay $200 to mean old Crotchety McAtfman to get your ass back from the wrecking yard anymore." The crying was reduced to a sniffle, but I knew I still had a little extra work to cement our new friendship. "And I know you had a barrel transplant, but Dr. Craddock does the best work. He's fixed you up better than new!" It wasn't a happy gun yet, I could tell. But close. "And that chopped down midget MK18 rail? Listen, nobody has one of those. That thing is SO rare. And your patented Geissele mismatched anodizing builds character! And there is NOTHING wrong with 6arc. It's the new hot shit. Don't be ashamed!" The wierd little gun and I went on to shoot quarter and half inch groups, one right after the other. But, alas, I'm tired of having it chained to the toilet downstairs so it doesn't run away, and its mean to the cats. Its time for it to go. Shoots amazing. I have around $2200 into this gun. $1750 or interesting trades. Very low round count. Hux muzzle device is an extra $80 if you need it. Open to trades. No sex robots. Black Mesa Armory
