nomoremondaysUp for sale is my beloved, a vintage VHPS-12 plasma rifle. This was THE rifle used in the Pirate Space Station incident of 2226 thats famous throughout Tacswap. The council is making me get rid of it after that...thing...that happened during the Sex Robot Uprising of 2215. I had NO idea that would happen when I fired on the ravenous flesh-eating robots, and I'm NOT some scientist who could have predicted that outcome. Nothing will ever smell that bad again in the history of our galaxy, not even when they are cooking that alien insect paste shit they have down at Lou's. If you travel to planet Hentai, for the love of god don't use this thing on those tentacle demon's or you will get a pretty similar outcome, I'll bet. The Višenamjenska Hrvatska Plazma Strojnica - 12 accepts a magazine of any 5.56 round and converts each shot into plasma. It was made in Greater Croatia's Johannesburg facility. Lead core rounds have the same muzzle velocity as they did in an original 20" 5.56, but steel and tungsten rounds are accelerated to 10,000m/s. Open to non-plasma based weapon trades, like a drone launcher or a cyborg war-dog. No sex robots. This posting by request of some strange people out there.
