Bag Lot – Eberlestock Fade Flex, Eberlestock Fade Sling, & NutSac Shoulder Bag (OD Green / Hipster Operator Edition) Here is the skinny. And by skinny I mean news. Not my body. That ship sailed years ago. I went down the entire Eberlestock Fade rabbit hole trying to solve the eternal problem: Too fat to appendix carry. Do not want to wear a jacket just to conceal. Not a monster, so no small-of-back carry. Enter: Fade Flex. Thought it would be the ultimate “not tactical fanny pack” solution. Cross-body like the youth. Or full dad-mode fanny pack. Either way. Problem: I packed it until it weighed 14 pounds. Because I am me. So I needed more space. Enter: Fade Sling. Surely THIS was the answer. Except apparently the shredded dude in Eberlestock’s promo video is actually a 5’4”, 140-lb optical illusion wizard, because on me this thing looks like a toddler’s tennis bag. I am only 6’ tall. Still tiny. So now I am waiting on a Fade Transport 21 and praying to the gear gods. All bags are OD Green. They blend perfectly into the PNW without screaming “tactical larper,” which keeps the Whole Foods crowd calm. Last bag is from an Oregon company called NutSac. Yes, that is really the name. Yes, they make ridiculously well-built bags. Mega hipster. Mega durable. Holds a Glock nicely. Does NOT include TAD Tracker Paw patch, Prometheus Legion patch, or Shutter patch. ⸻ Prices: • Eberlestock Fade Flex – $50 • Eberlestock Fade Sling – $70 • NutSac Shoulder Bag – $125 ⸻ If you want a discreet carry bag that does not look like you just got back from Fallujah, here you go. Trades welcome. Shoot your shot. Worst I can say is no. Shipping Reality Check (Please Read): For non-FFL items, I print labels at home and drop packages at the local grocery store’s UPS counter. They scan it whenever UPS decides to grace our zip code with its presence. That might be today. Might be tomorrow. Might be “soon-ish.” I do not control this. I do not negotiate with UPS. I do not possess a summoning circle. There is no actual UPS shipping center in my town. The closest one is about 50 minutes toward I-5. I am not doing a 100-mile round trip so your bag moves slightly faster through the void. I have solid feedback. You will receive exactly what you paid for. Just do not expect Amazon Prime levels of sorcery. If USPS is used, emotionally prepare yourself. The last USPS Ground package I sent took nine days to go from Oregon to Arizona. Our post office is so understaffed that workers rotate in from surrounding towns like a traveling circus. None of them stay long. All of them look tired. I live in a dying mill town where roughly 70% of Main Street is vacant and even raccoons seem to be reconsidering their life choices. Thanks for attending this logistical briefing.
$15.00 S&H
