stevegraves.orRMJ Tactical Eagle Talon – OD Green Handle This thing is stupid cool. It is new. Those little black marks you see are from the kydex sheath because RMJ builds their sheaths with the tolerances of an aerospace lab. You will absolutely stab yourself if you start yanking it out like a caveman to admire it. Ask me how I know. Buy this tomahawk and channel your inner Apache warrior. Become one with the land. Commune with your ancestors. Fight with the quiet reverence of nature. Or… Just own it because it’s badass and you want a slightly unhinged weapon to be part of your tacticool personality. Both paths are valid. If you know RMJ, you know. These were on Discovery Channel cutting car roofs open. The spike will happily punch through a ballistic FAST helmet. They are not novelty hawks. They are real-deal breaching / violence tools disguised as art. Important note: Do not throw it. Not because it can’t be thrown. It is balanced enough to throw. But because you will cry if it bounces into bushes and you never see it again. If you want a thrower, buy a SOG. If you want excellence, buy this. Shipping Reality Check (Read This Before Summoning Me): I print labels at home and drop packages at the local grocery store’s UPS access point. They scan it whenever UPS decides to grace us with their presence. Same day? Maybe. Next day? Possibly. Three days later? Also possible. I do not control this timeline. Not even the nature spirits delivering this holy instrument of death are powerful enough to make UPS pick it up faster in this shitty-ass small town. There is no actual UPS store here. The closest one is about 50 minutes toward I-5. I am not driving an hour and forty minutes round trip so your tomahawk moves six hours sooner. I cannot even buy kombucha in this town. People stare at my toe shoes like I voted for Bernie. It is deeply unsettling. I have good feedback. You will get exactly what you buy. Just don’t expect Amazon Prime, drone delivery, or elves. If USPS is used, emotionally prepare yourself. The last USPS Ground package I sent took nine days to go from Oregon to Arizona. Our post office runs on vibes and rotating temps from other towns. Never the same workers. Ever. I live in a dying mill town where roughly 70% of Main Street is empty and even tumbleweeds would file a relocation request. Thank you for attending this unhinged logistics seminar.
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