dangerous_freedoms
ARE YOU TIRED OF NOT GETTING LAID? Look no further. This thing can haul so much ass. USGI Alice Pack, in freaking M-81 dude??? In m81 dude??? This thing not only hauls shit, it makes you feel like you just invaded Panama, but today. Think about it. You need one, and not only do you need one, you need to look cool. Imagine it, walking in the woods, M81 on your back, 20inch 5.56, floppy hat. Literally, you’re going to need more gear, to fight off the ladies coming in droves. BUT WAIT, there’s more. This has been professionally modded to have molle surrounding it. Padded shoulder straps, in m81 dude??? Oh, you want to trade me a Lamborghini for this? No. This mean son of a gun didn’t invade Panama for you to offer me an Italian sports car that I could fit inside this spacious pack. No, I want something else. I want, $295 shipped. Don’t try to offer me your sad, pathetic, weak Mexican pesos. I need cash, because I’m having a child (obviously a product of wearing this). And sure I could fit 3 children in here. However, if I keep wearing this on morning rucks, I’m gonna owe a lot of child support. I need cash. 423-293-4426.